Hy weet mos altyd beter Sy het my geleer oor plantkunde : Lyk dit vir jou of geld op my rug groei?Sy het my geleer om altyd nederig en klein te wees : Mannetjie !!!Sy het my geleer van uithouvermo : Jy sal by daardie tafel sit totdat jy jou spinasie opgeet het!Sy het my geleer van sintuie : Kinners word gesien en nie gehoor nie!Sy het my geleer dat wonderwerke nog kan gebeur : Ek sal jou klap dat jy jou antie vir 'n eendvol aansien as jy my weer terugantwoord! Die nadraai van grappies op hierdie blad kan soms snaakser as die grappies wees. As they left the store, Zuma said to Van "Man, I'm the best thief, I stole 3 chocolate bars and no one saw me. So they went up to the counter and Van der Merwe said to the shopkeeper: "Do you want to see some real magic, man ? 1992 granted amnesty at the Truth and Reconciliation Commission (TRC) for Durban bombing.Een grappie wat Kobus geplaas het, het toe in n draad oor rassisme geindig. " The shopkeeper replied: "Yes." Van said: "Give me one chocolate bar." The shopkeeper gave him one, and he ate it. " Van der Merwe replied: "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find all three bars of chocolate." You just CAN'T beat a BOER !! Career: *1997 Portugal refused to accept him as a South African ambassador.Sy het my geleer om myself te ontdek : Hou op om jou soos jou pa te gedra!Sy het my die wetenskap van osmose geleer : Hou jou mond en eet jou kos!

The problem is much deeper and far more serious than Mr.Zuma, who is a mere symptom of what ails South Africa.Blaming the prince of the fools should not blind anyone to the vast confederacy of fools that made him their prince.BOER SE GEBED Die Boer baklei en gaan aan die skel met sy werkers. *2003 appointed Chief of the Metro Police of Ekurhuleni Municipality.Sy vrou vat hom simpatiek aan die hand en lei hom kamer toe. *2006 was involved in a drinking and driving incident after a Christmas party in Centurion.Jonas het die koeie in die gat laat val en Karolis was alweer dronk. *2013 Nominated as executive director of police watchdog body, the Independent Police Investigative Directorate (IPID). This quote came from Ken Peters, Professor of Economics in the Czech Republic.Vader ek wil net graag weet of U hulle gaan kom haal of moet ek hulle vir U stuur. "The danger to South Africa is not Jacob Zuma, but a citizenry capable of entrusting a man like him with the Presidency.